1. Go meditate if there is nothing else to do and the office is quiet.
2. Go clean up your desk if you are so bored.
3. Sing Disney songs under your breath, quietly enough that no one is quite sure whos singing it.
4. Drop soap into other employee’s clean cups.
5. Track coffee grinds through the office, and tell people youve had so much coffee that you are literally exuding it.
6. Take note of exactly how many cups of coffee your fellow employees have had this morning.
7. If you’re bored, do your assignments before they are due.
8. Clean up your computer desktop.
9. Empty everyone’s garbage cans, maybe you can score an extra job as a janitor.
10. Block your number from caller ID and prank call your coworkers.
11. Create some little gift boxes for your employer and fill them with rocks, and leave them anonymously on the desk.
12. Send flowers from an anonymous stalker to a married person in your office.
13. The bathroom is a good place to practice yoga.
14. If you pretend that you smoke, you can get extra breaks to go outside.
15. When you fall asleep at your desk, make a diary of your dreams.
16. Get some sleep.
17. Create a twitter and pretend you have a totally awesome life as an animal trainer.
18. Go on facebook and update your status every three minutes.
19. Turn your philosophic musings about the meaning of life into an award winning blog.
20. Plot ways to embezzle money from your company.
21. Start a rubber band ball.
22. Make some spare cash by using office supplies to make jewelry!
23. Have a Virgin Mary sighting by the copy machine.
24. Pour different colored food dyes into the toilets and wait for people to freak out when they see the green.
25. Figure out what everyone thinks the boss makes and then actually find out.
26. Start taking bets on when Brenda the secretary and Marley the janitor’s love affair will be found out by the CEO.
27. Say the pictures of your dog are really pictures of your child.
28. Have a nasty conversation with your spouse on the phone just to entertain everyone else.
29. Sharpen a lot of pencils and throw them at the ceiling.
30. Eat sunflower seeds and drop the shells on the floor. There’s no need for you to clean up, that’s what the janitor is for.
31. Inform your coworkers that the boss is an alien from another planet and that he is calling people into his lair to eat their brains and make them into mummies.